Some Days Headlines Are Better Than Other Days...

Illinois judge rules police entitled to Swat raid over parody Twitter account

Swat team burst into Peoria house looking for source of parody Twitter account that had upset town’s mayor

It's Illinois, of course.

Polygamist women dressed 'like ninjas' attack home of witness in Utah sex assault case

Police say two women in West Jordan, aged 18 and 22, ‘violently attacked one of the adult males’ in the house and are now in custody

They were subdued by a man with a sword... seriously!

Joe Biden: If Congress doesn’t ‘see the Lord’ on immigration, they’ll ‘see lightning’ instead

Same Joe Biden that backs killing your progeny for convenience.

Woman undergoes surgery to add third breast

She hopes that it will make her both "pretty" and yet disgusting to men because she has quit dating... seriously!

What does human meat taste like?

'Digital twins' will make decisions for us - and even console loved ones after we die by 2020, futurist claims

I never wanted a twin; still don't. I don't even have an iphone...